Quotes by Women

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine)

The phrase "working mother" is redundant. (Jane Sellman)

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! (Kathy Buckley)

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .. and I'm also not blonde. (Dolly Parton)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (Elayne Boosler)

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. (Cora Harvey Armstrong)

Thirty five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. (Caryn Leschen)

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. (Maryon Pearson)

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man) if you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher)

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career… (Gloria Steinem)

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. (Helen Hayes)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. (Janette Barber)

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. (Lily Tomlin)

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. (Jennifer Unlimited)